I woke to find my lover gone. Not only was he gone, but he’d bagged up everything I owned and thrown it off the 3rd-floor balcony to the courtyard below. Well, THAT’S real mature. At least I didn’t wake up to the blinding white-hot pain of a knife piercing me through the heart like last time. I found a note on the door that said, “I’m not putting up with your antics anymore! This is the last straw!” What did he mean by that? It’s not my fault I have to hunt at night to satisfy the Moon and am understandably exhausted during the day. Although he had no idea what I did at night or why, and therefore no understanding of my inability to move during the day. He probably thought I was on drugs or something. But…why didn’t he ask me? If he did, what could I say? Ah, well. To each his own.
I wondered what it was that set him off so drastically. I mean, I’d done nothing but attempt to accommodate his drastic mood swings, his constant 180-degree turns from loving me to loving his other woman. Truth be told, I needed that kind of sex as much as he did. And I didn’t want to have to deal with a relationship and all the sappy clingy needy crap that went along with it. I had a fleeting thought that maybe, just maybe, he had the same kind of thing to deal with that I did. Then quickly dismissed the thought. I mean, how could this same thing happen to TWO people who just happened to find each other when they were human and couldn’t reveal their nonhuman forms to the other because they didn’t know….nah! There’s no way!
Oh, well, I suppose he’ll come around again when he’s so hard up he’s about to burst. I’m suddenly reminded of the Damn Yankees song, “Dirty Dog.” How was that particular part? Oh, yeah: “Get back, dirty dog! You don’t know right from wrong. I’m not one of your bitches! Get back, you dirty dog! You’ve been messing where you don’t belong. Stop sniffing ’round my britches!” Of course, I’m the dog now…but that didn’t matter.
That led me to think of another song by that band, “Don’t Tread On Me.” What’s the line in there that’s just perfect? Oh, yeah: “Don’t you dare! Don’t you tread on me! Don’t you tread on me. Don’t you dare forget your history! Don’t you tread on me!”
Men. You can’t live with them and you can’t….well….
And then I remembered that I wasn’t human anymore. I am now a wolf. The items on the ground were the items from when I was human, and he’d thrown them out because it hurt him too much to have them around when he thought I was dead. How do I convince him I’m still alive, only in animal form? Suddenly “Dirty Dog” had a whole new meaning….